imagine a vampire going “fuck it” and just taking some antihistamines before going to town on a plate of garlic bread
later on it’s wheeled into the ER with like a puffed up face and it just goes “I have been on this earth 10 thousand years but i have not lived until this day”
Okay but the best isn’t Usagi and Mamoru naming their daughter Usagi (which you know Mamoru was like You Are My Favourite Person We Have To Name Her You), but it’s in in the Parallel Moon short story AU where Usagi has a second daughter and names her Ko-Usagi.
She already used Usagi
So just named this one “smaller Usagi”
Like if I were like “Hi I’m Jessica and these are my daughters Jessica and Other Jessica.”
What if the had even more kids???